The Lords Witnesses are a research based Christian church rather than an evangelism based church. They spend the majority of their time trying to understand precisely what the bible means rather than trying to convince people to join the church because their present understandings are already good enough. They are more concerned with improving their message than they are with spreading it. The reason for this is that they have discovered that almost every account in the bible has a greater symbolic meaning in addition to the primary literal or symbolic meaning.

They have found that each bible story (other than a very specific few) have one or more further stories within the same story. They have discovered that each seemingly irrelevant detail in the primary account can have immense power in the greater meaning of the story. Simply put they have discovered that mankind has really sold God short with the scriptures. They have spent 22 years attempting to understand the primary meaning of important bible accounts and then attempting to see the greater meaning of these same accounts and they have not even finished 5% of the task. Their considered view is that mankind is nowhere in understanding the power, intricacy, complexity and sheer linguistic brilliance of the holy word. 

Mankind has spent billions sequencing the human genome in an attempt to discover what we are made of. And as a result today we have the complete genome of the human being in our hands. But as a Professor of genetics at Queen Mary College, London University, once said: We know every word in the vocabulary of DNA but cannot construct a single sentence with these words. So there is a lot more work to be done with the physical code of human life. But the Lords Witnesses would argue that there is an even greater amount of work still to be done with the spiritual and moral code of human life that is to be found in the bible. They lament the tragedy of a race that can postulate, theorize and then build a particle accelerator that discovers the Higgs Boson, requiring an international effort costing billions of dollars and resulting in a greater understanding of the structure of mass, matter and the universe. But which cannot spend a few thousand dollars on postulating, theorizing or discovering the structure that a society of free willed beings has to adopt in order to be morally sustainable and have any long term future. 

Plainly, knowing what causes mass is not going to prevent mankind from wiping himself out. But knowing what causes conflict between us just might. The Lords Witnesses have seen for themselves that the bible does indeed contain the minimum set of laws which enable a society of free willed and therefore intrinsically disobedient humans to have a future. Not only this but it also contains very precise details of how God is going to teach us what these laws are and not only this but it has, in their understanding, a very precise timetable for the largest lesson in morality of them all. A lesson which seeks to prove beyond any doubt that love is the glue that holds any society together. Furthermore without love society will fall apart. Now regrettably the only way to teach this lesson to too many of us is to permit society to fall apart. 

Ironically mankind for all his technical and scientific prowess and sophistication does not know what causes gravity. Prof Higgs and CERN have shown us what causes mass. But even Einstein could not nail the cause of gravity. But gravity is the glue that holds the universe together and the planets together and the stars together and the galaxies together. Whereas love is the glue that hold families together and holds towns together and hold cites and nations together and in fact holds the entire society of mankind together. The universe without gravity would just fall apart as would every planet, every star and every galaxy. Likewise society without love will fall apart, every family, every city, every nation and every continent or economic trading bloc.

So enough theory. Here is the practice. Here is the timetable for the final lesson in love from God for man as decoded by the Lords Witnesses from the bible. The lesson begins, as we understand it, on 2014July27/28 (Sunday/Monday coming) with two nuclear terrorist attacks on London from the Thames around Dartford and upon Manhattan from the Hudson around the northern border of New Jersey. The lesson ends on 2015October13, with the death of the last son of Adam who failed to show any love for his brother in need. The statistics for the results of this final lesson/test upon mankind are predicted in advance by the bible to be that 25% of us get saved into a greater ark of Noah, 25% walk through the final extinction level lava flood with angelic protection and 50% fail the love test and go to Hell/Gehenna for a maximum sentence of 1,000 years. Lords Witness church doctrine differs from most other churches in that they understand Hell/Gehenna to be a place of temporary rehabilitation, rather than a place of eternal torture. 

Everyone sent to Hell/Gehenna will learn lessons and when they are ready to play a positive part in the new morally sustainable society of the Kingdom of God, they will be released from Hell/Gehenna to join their relatives in the Kingdom of God. For the very purpose of Hell/Gehenna, the Kingdom of God, the Church, the World, the Universe and everything else around us is to teach us how to love - in Lords Witness theology.

1AC means First Abrahamic Covenant (the testing covenant for citizens) 
1NC means First New Covenant for heavenly Kings 
2NC means Second New Covenant for earthly Kings 
ARC means Angelic Ransom Covenant (the sealing covenant for tested Saints - Kings and Lords) 
CRC means Church Ransom Covenant (the sealing covenant for tested priests) 
FRC means Faith Ransom Covenant (the sealing covenant for tested citizens of the Kingdom) 
JAC means Jacobian Angelic Covenant (by which one is born again, the testing covenant for saints) 
JW means Jehovah Witness 
LW means Lords Witness
4EC means Fourth Elijah Covenant (a sub-covenant of the ICC)
ICC means Isaaic Church Covenant (the testing covenant for priests)

2014Tammuz24 (July 23/24): First day of the first week of the 3 sevens of mourning of Daniel10 to 2014Ab14. These are first 3 weeks of the 70 BLC weeks of Daniel9 from 2014Tammuz24 to 2015Chislev4
2014Tammuz24 (July 23/24): Laodicean 1NC reserves see the giant image of the LW church of Daniel10.

2014Tammuz28=2014Ab1 (2014July27/28): The 3rd and 4th fire signs of 1Kings18 occur. Two Nuclear Terrorist Attacks occur on London from the Thames around Dartford and on Manhattan from the Hudson. These attacks are from the sea and cause the rising mushroom cloud of 1Kings18.
2014Tammuz28 (2014July27/28): The Sign of the Son of Man appears in heaven. Jesus then comes upon the clouds of the 3rd and 4th fire signs.
2014Tammuz28 (2014July27/28): The Time of Distress of Daniel12 begins.
2014Tammuz28 (2014July27/28): 450 prophets of Baal of 1Kings18 are commanded to be seized until 2015Tishri28.
2014Tammuz28/29/30: Weeping in Tammuz due to the 3rd and 4th fire signs
2014Tammuz29=2014Ab2: The first 3rd/4th fire sign responders are baptized into the LWs.
2014Tammuz29/30: Minor fast turned into a festival according to Zechariah 8:19. Celebrating the first 3rd/4th fire sign responders being baptized.
2014Tammuz30=2014Ab3: 40 months wilderness penalty from 2011Nisan1 ends. From the next day and forwards ex LWs can join the LWs (but not ex Laodiceans yet)

2014Ab1=2014Tammuz28 (2014July27/28): New Kingdom secular year begins.
2014Ab1: 1st day of the first month of Exodus12. New Kingdom secular Year begins. The secular is changed from Tishri1 to Ab1. God's festival/sacred calendar is Nisan1 year start, whereas Satan's/Adam's was Tishri1 start. 
2014Ab1/4: The acceptable/goodwill year of Isaiah61 begins inclusively/exclusively. 
2014Ab1/4: The 7th secular year of the Kingdom of God beings. This is the Sabbath that the faithless or conscience defiling sons of Adam shall not enter into. This truly is the Sabbath about which God swore saying in his anger: They shall not enter into my rest.
2014Ab1-7: New Kingdom secular year Rosh Hashana. The festival of trumpets, shouting and raising the alarm for the new Passovers. 
2014Ab3=2014Tammuz30: The last day of the 40 month wilderness spying penalty upon the Watchtower.
2014Ab3/4: 5x/6x list count of rocking the heavens and the earth and the sea and the dry of Haggai2:6 after the repeated 1NC Pentecost count from 2014Sivan9 to 2014Tammuz28
2014Ab4: We can start baptizing JW sign responders
2014Ab6: The first weekly Sabbath of the Sabbath year of the Kingdom of God. This is the fulfilment of Ezra7 and Numbers33. It is the start of the Tetramenos of John4.
2014Ab10: The 206, 1st new Passover 1NC reserves are baptized into the LWs (I can count my bones). the 1NC Watchtower temple starts to be burnt.
2014Ab14: 1st New Watchtower Passover. All the 1NC reserves in the Bethels, and the firstborn non saints by water baptism in each Bethel die physically. All those baptised into the LWs are passed over. The blood is put on the left doorpost of the Passover house.
2014Ab15: Festival Sabbath of first New Cakes and first new Booths.
2014Ab15-21: First New Cakes and first New Booths. The Grand unified theory of festivals is realised.
2014Ab16: Arguably Zoar begins on this day - it being the appointment day for the 2014Ab14 Passover. LWs cannot be judging 1NC reserves. They must get autonomy on this day. LWs can tell them the rules. They must judge themselves with those rules.

2014Elul5-8 (2014August30-September3): Sons of the CRC get reverse ageing Methuselaian bodies, 1335 days after the first fire sign of 1Kings18 on 2010Chislev20-23. The curse is reversed on this day we presently understand (the mountains of Ararat - meaning curse reversed. The curse of the flood was reversed in Genesis8, the curse of ageing is reversed in the greater meaning). This is not a sealing day. It is a blessing day like 2012Sivan15/16. 
2014Elul10 (2014September4/5): The 2nd new Passover sheep come into the house. The 2nd tranche of 1NC reserve Passover lambs are baptised into the LWs.
2014Elul10: Watchtower temple burning day. The last 1NC saint leaves the Watchtower congregation and joins the LWs.
2014Elul14: 2nd New Watchtower Passover. 100,000 JW congregations passed over. Every 1NC reserve in the Watchtower congregations dies physically. The first born male non saint in each Watchtower congregation dies physically. This will cause over 100,000 deaths among JWs. One unsanctified death per congregation and all the 1NC reserves still in a Watchtower congregation will die on this day. The blood is put on the lintel of the Passover house.
2014Elul14: All the sealed saints are in the LWs by this day (in order that they can attend the marriage feast?)
2014Elul14-18: Non salvation of entrance into the ark begins after the reserve marriage after the Passover night (for the 1NC reserve marriage)
2014Elul15: Festival Sabbath of 2nd New Cakes.
2014Elul15-21: 2nd New Cakes in New Booths.
2014Elul17: The 17th day of the second month of the Ab1 secular year in accordance with Genesis 7:11. This is when all the springs of the vast watery deep are divided - as a result of the 3rd/4th fire signs! And when the floodgates of the heavens are opened so that the 1NC kings start descending.
2014Elul17: Lord is met in the air in the ark in the cloud.
2014Elul19: 1NC reserve marriage to Jesus in the ark.
2014Elul19: The 1NC reserves, become a part of the 3rd holy spirit.
2014Elul19: Full Zoar begins. Full Zoar First fruits.
2014Elul19-25: 7 day marriage feast of the 1NC reserve marriage in the ark. 1NC reserves become a part of the Holy Spirit. The 1NC reserve altar is initiated? This fulfils the counsel to Laodicea in Revelation 3.
2014Elul26: 1NC reserve bride comes out of the bridal chamber and the church see her with her veil lifted, non consummated 1NC reserves return to earth. 
2014Elul27: Tablet shattering day from the late 1NC Pentecost on 2014Tammuz8. 
2014Elul29: Salvation entrance begins for 300 cubits, a day for a cubit of length of the ark, until 2015Tammuz28. 

For details of the period from 2014Tishri1 to 2015Elul30 please see

2015Tishri1-28 (2015September15/16-2015October11/12): Do not let a man of them escape. During this period you can still enter Zoar but not the FRC. 
2015Tishri10 (2015September24/25): Atonement day. God is now fully atoned with all the repentant CRC failed saints - who are the adamic Passover sacrifices. Giving up their indefinitely long lasting non ageing Melchizedaic bodies to buy the sons of the 1AC time to finish their sealing into the FRC in the Kingdom proper.
2015Tishri10 (2015September24/25): 3rd adamic Passover entry day for the sacrifice victims (repentant rotten saints).
2015Tishri14: The 3rd adamic Passover. The Azariah/Abednego adamic Passover. 7 years after 2008Nisan14, the judicial end of the world. These 7 years being the one third of the 22 years from commissioning to inauguration of the greater temple of Solomon, represented by one 3rd of the lumberjacks being in the Kingdom of Lebanon and two 3rds being 'at home' in 1Kings5
2015Tishri14: The last day of FRC entrance into Zoar. They are firstborn non adamically and so must be passed over or die. Sons of the 1AC may still enter into Zoar during 3rd adamic double Cakes/Booths
2015Tishri15-28: 3rd adamic double Cakes/Booths. 
2015Tishri16: 3rd adamic Passover first fruits
2015Tishri28 (2015October11/12): The end of the seizing of the 450 prophets of Baal. The last day of Zoar entrance (which is 1AC only Zoar entrance from 2015Tishri14 onwards).
2015Tishri28 (2015October11/12): This is the last day of 3rd adamic double Cakes/Booths, the last day of having to escape from the lava flood. 
2015Tishri28 (2015October11/12): 7 years of Elijah's mocking at noon of the prophets of Baal of 1Kings18 from 2008Nisan28/29, veil lifting day for the main 1NC marriage - when Jesus and his wife are at their highest, the 3HSC having just finished its 7 whole day installation (from 2008Nisan22-28).
2015Tishri28/29: The last day of adamic execution. Faithless loveless Adam dies off. Passover executions are normally coincident with Passover festivities. 
2015Tishri28/29: The last day of entrance into Hades, adamic death, the first death. Death shall be no more. When the last enemy death is brought to nothing.
2015Tishri29 (2015October12/13): Final Solemn Assembly.  We mourn those sent to Gehenna (the 144,001st Kingdom in the Kingdom of God)
2015Tishri29 (2015October12/13): The last day of the 40+40 day lava flood from 2015Ab10.

For the details of the understandings behind this chronology please visit

The Lords Witnesses are a non denominational Christian church based in the UK, the US, Germany and Austria. Their President, Gordon Ritchie, started independent bible research in January 1992. Their congregation began on August 20, 2000 (2000Elul16). Some people believe them to be a sect of the Jehovah's Witnesses. They absolutely refute that idea although the President was himself a Jehovah's Witness and credits them with giving him his faith in God and in the perfection of the holy bible. A perfection which in his opinion is yet to be fully seen, appreciated or understood by those for whom it was written.