Happy are you when you care about God, for God will appoint you to care for
all mankind
Happy are you when you care about your brother, for you have more brothers than
you can possibly imagine, all of whom will care for you.
Happy are those deserted by their loved ones, for God has not deserted you and
he never will. In fact he will mend every broken bond of love you ever had and
make them all indestructible.
Happy are those abused by men and by angels for you will see the righteousness
of God executed on all your abusers, abuse by abuse, and abuser by abuser, and
you will have perfect justice.
Happy are you men when you are destroyed by women, for you will be born again by
the woman God chose to be his wife.
Happy are you women when you struggle alone to raise your kids, for your kids
will be with you for ever, and will raise you up and will honour you long after
all the stars have burnt out.
Happy are you when your love is trashed and rejected and treated as if it is
worthless, for you will understand how much you are loved by God. You will
discover for yourself that love is the most valuable commodity in the whole
universe.
Happy are you when your government robs you today, for your government tomorrow
will reimburse you up to 1000x.
Happy are you when your government lies to you today, for your government
tomorrow will expose every one of those lies, for your personal entertainment!
Happy
are you when you seek to save the world, or the environment, or your brother,
for though all of your efforts may fail, God will succeed in saving you.
Happy are you when you seek to enrich the lives of others with your hard work
and your creativity. For God will enrich your life with his hard work and with
his creativity and you will reap up to 1000x more than you ever have sowed.
Happy are you when you gaze up at the stars, for God will bring them all within
your reach.
Happy are you when you sigh and groan at the reckless self indulgence of world
leaders, for this is your training to replace them.
Happy are you when you see with your mind what you cannot see with your eyes,
for your heart has opened the door to the kingdom of God.
Happy are you when you fight the cancer of corruption, for the day will come
when you can cure it.
Happy are you when you lose for righteousness sake, for you have won the only
game that counts.
Happy are you when you lose your job, for ye shall be re-employed for ever.
Happy are you when you lose your house, for ye shall have it replaced with a
galaxy.
Happy are you poor, for you are rich beyond your wildest dreams.
Happy are you hungry, for you and your children will eat until there is no more
want.
Happy are the sick, for Jesus has conquered all sickness once and for all time.
Yes, happy even are the miserable, for God will wipe every tear from their eyes.