21 August: Hi fellow sufferers of this system,
I just had an amazing conversation with Anthony who works
with me, and I thought I'd tell you about it before I forget
it. I was telling him that in the next system we will all go
to Egyptian parties where we dress up like Egyptians and eat
like Egyptians and walk like Egyptians and watch holographic
diariy highlights of Cleopatra's reign etc.
Then I said and of course one of the most popular DVDs will
be of Jesus' crucifixiction. Then it hit me that all of the
pain and suffering in this system is of use not merely in
teaching us, but actually in teaching our children born in
the new system who will not themselves experience the
kind of pain and suffering that we all know.
What I am saying is this. It is not only Jesus who has a
bible written of his ministry and his exploits. We all have
a bible of our lives, every one of us, even the wicked, and
these bibles are a vital part of the innoculation from sin
of the new system.
So our pain and suffering makes us all the heroes of the
next system, where our very lives in this system will be the
text books of the new morality of the next. Not the text
books on how to live a moral life, but the text books of
what goes wrong if we do not live a moral life! Just as
We are all stars of the pain and sacrifice movie of Satan's
system, a 6,000 year long movie. So when you suffer and are
in pain remember please that your forebearance is not merely
educational to you and those around you, but also it will
teach millions of your and of other people's descendents in
the new system.
We are all stars in the knowledge of bad movie!
22 August: Greetings all,
Here is a strange new report on CNN wherein a cleric
supposedly gave permission to Bin Laden to do nuclear
terrorism in the US so long as it is limited to at most
10 million US citizens! That cleric is all heart isn't he?
But how anybody can believe this nonsense I do not know, It
came from the CIA guy in charge of finding Bin Laden. He
must be one of the world's great success stories. Obviously
he is not paid on a commission only basis!
24 August: Greetings brothers and sisters.
Here are some spiritual gems from younger christians...
1. IN THE FIRST BOOK
OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS.
GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED
FROM AN APPLE TREE.
3. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK.
4. NOAH BUILT AND
AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
5. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL
OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
6. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY
HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
7. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY
A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
8. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE
9. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE
WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY
10, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT.
AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO
TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
11. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE
12. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT
13. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED
. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE
14. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD
HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
15. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE
LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO
LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700
17. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG
THE MAGNA CARTA.
18. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY
FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
19. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE
THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
21. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO
OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A
MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.
22. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND
MANAGED TO GET THE
OFF THE ENTRANCE.
23. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12
24. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY
ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
27. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED
28 August: Greetings my wife, my
horse, my brothers, my friends, my fellow soldiers of God's
law and God's war,
Thanks so much to everyone who
sent me emails of support. You are my brothers in this service
to God. One supporter makes up for a hundred detractors!
I like the rest of you thought we
had this one. But we did not. And the reason was that we had a
fundamental chronological error in the pattern of the church.
This is an old bug as it were, that I have not looked at for
I thought that the 2NC was made
with me on 1992Elul16. But it wasn't. This is the bug that has
been screwing up our nuclear interpretations since the start
(I hope - unless there is another one as well).
The thing is that Christian
temples are all commissioned in Tishri. And making the 2NC
with me, is commissioning me to build the temple of the 2NC.
And the 3 greater Christian festivals are antetypes of the
passover and weeks and booths. But they fall on the same dates
as the passover weeks and booths as we saw in the case of the
1NC being made on the passover night. This is covered in U209.
Zechariah 14, which as we know is about the last days, goes on
about the festival of booths.
The 2NC is the final ingathering
covenant for the saints in this system, its
celebration is the greater festival of Booths.
The passover and cakes ends the
exedenic times and is the festival of land inheritance, for
the heavenly kings really own the kingdom.
Booths ends the Gentile Times and
is the festival of kingship, for the earthly kings really run
Weeks ends the Alienation Times
and is the festival of priesthood, for the water baptised
members of each church are ressurected as angels by the
Angelic Tuxedo Covenant, the ATC, the covenant of Dinah. This
is so that they can come to the marriage feast of the lamb in
their angelic outfit, which they rent for the feast, through
Moving the pattern one month
forward means that at last we can start the 1800 day contest
on 2001Tishri30 when they lost their water baptism. Now the
contest is all about a drought called by Elijah on Ahab. And I
have told the Watchtower about their lost water baptism. And
they will not get any more water baptism except at my word! I
have wanted to use that start date for some time but could not
since it put the end date after Ab.
But now, with the pattern moved up
one month, the Watchtower lost their authority to feed on
1994Ab30, so the first day of unauthorised food was 1994Elul1,
to the last day of the 12 years of unauthorised food is
Fixing 1 Kings 18 was easy, I
should not have had two parallel interpretations of go back 7
times. Either it is 7 annual festivals with 7 nukes or it is 7
attempts at one festival. I had it both ways. I pointed out
that this might be wrong and we had never done it before, and
it was wrong. It just means 7 nukes between 7 pairs of
1 Thessalonians 5:3 is a bit more
troubling. But there it has a sentence count of 11x which
would take us from 2005Tishri to 2006Elul, so it still might
be OK. Maybe the pregnancy period thing just does not apply,
although it seemed like a great interpretation to me.
So what this all means is that
merry go round of counting mistakes was all a waste of time. I
did it because I was desperate not to miss the date and I had
no other way of getting one at the time. But had I realised
the 2001Tishri30 was a possible start date, none of this would
have happened. The good news is that we have now fixed the
The first bomb does not go off
1750 days after 2001Tishri30, since that would be 2006Elul10
which is a Tuesday, not a sabbath. But the first sabbath after
then is 2006Elul13. This fits with the 450 prophets of Baal
being seized and not allowed to escape, so nothing happens
until after 1750 days (900 + 400 + 450), but it does not have
to happen on the 1750th day I suppose. Athough the guys
in the cave did seem like a good nuclear symbolism.
Thereagain, They are coming out of the cave, not going into
it, and we cannot have it both ways!
I interpret verse 44 now as the
7th day of the week, i.e. a sabbath. It does not mean the 7th
time, since it is ambiguous, and ambiguous scriptures take a
different meaning in the world symbolism to the literal
meaning and the literal meaning is the 7th time. So it must be
the 7th day of the week, or the 7th month or something. But
only the 7th day of the week fits.
There is one troubling thing
though. If you interpret verse 44 as the 7th day after the
1750th day, i.e. the 7th day of looking starting from the
1750th day, then you get 2006Elul16/17 which is September
11/12/13 which is the date that Yisrael Hawkins has for a
nuclear bomb .
But we have been looking for a lot
more than 7 days already so that cannot work. Basically
the attendant is told to go and look between two festivals
i.e. before 2006Tishri15 now. But we know from lots of
scriptures that this thing must happen in 2006Elul...
The parable of the fig tree in
Luke 13, 3 years of no fruit from 2001Tishri to 2004Tishri,
then one year of manure from 2004Tishri to 2005Tishri, then it
gets cut down in the year from 2005Tishri to 2006Tishri, which
year ends on 2006Elul30. So it must happen in Elul. Likewise
the pattern of FDS4 means they lost authority to feed saints
on 1994Ab30 so the 12 baskets of fragments run from 1994Elul
to 2006Elul, so again they must stop feeding in Elul. The
woman bent down for 18 years with weakness in Jesus wife in
the second half of her second presence which runs from
2005Nisan30 to 2008Nisan14, 36 months, she is fixed in
2006Tishri, so at least one remnant from the Watchtower joins
us in Tishri, before the contest ends on 2006Tishri30. The 18
men the tower of Siloam fell upon run from 2006Tishri to
2008Nisan, they are those killed by the bundle of weeds which
is the Watchtower
In theory I supposed, it could
happen on 2006Elul20 or 2006Elul27.
The nice thing is that now we have
a proper sabbath system and a proper festival system...
let no man judge you in eating and drinking or in respect of a
festival or of an observance of the new moon or of a sabbath.
17 for those things are a shadow of
the things to come, but the reality belongs to the Christ
Literally Paul was saying do
not let anyone condemn you for not complying with any feature
of the law of Moses, since Jesus died to end that law. But
Paul was also literally saying that the law was a type in the
case of eating, drinking, festivals, new moons and sabbaths.
The LWs now understand this. We celebrate a greater sabbath
system, with both daily and monthly sabbaths. We have the
Biblical Lunar Calendar which governs our entire chronology
through new moons. We eat and drink at our festivals, and now
we have the 3 greater annual festivals. 3 Christians covenants
So as usual the understandings
have become better, the path has become brighter, and we can
now obey God's laws more closely. All from making a mistake.
29 August: Greetings brothers in
I am becoming happier and
happier about the Festival of Booths idea. It is a bit of a
blooper celebrating the 2NC on the wrong day in the wrong
month for 13 years. But this new understanding is wonderful.
We have got the reality that the law was a shadow of.
We have the new moons - the BLC
We have the sabbaths - both daily and monthly
We have the eating and drinking
of lamb and fish and chicken and unleavend bread and bitter
We have the 3 festivals now -
the greater passover the the last supper, the greater booths
of the last breakfast and the greater weeks of the last
lunch (well it was the 3rd hour of the day when Peter stood
up during Pentecost!)
Therefore let no man judge you in eating and drinking or
in respect of a festival or of an observance of the new
moon or of a sabbath.
17 for those things are a shadow
of the things to come, but the reality belongs to the
Christ (Colossians 2).
When we do a full year of all
these things can we not rightly say that we are actually
serving God correctly? Have we not grasped the reality that
belongs to the Christ? What belongs to the Christ is
the saints, for they are his sons. And all 3 festivals are
about becoming permanent of temporary saints.
All of this beauty came from our
Now here is another interesting
thing. Let us suppose that it is the second possible sabbath
of 2006Elul20 which has the UN bomb. Well in that case the
second nuke will be 40 days later on 2006Tishri30. Could
that be the real 40 day Jonah warning period?!?!?
Incidentally I have worked out
how to witness to the JWs at last, as a result of two of
them calling on my house on Sunday. They were very nice and
listened to what I had to say which is unusual. Here is the
We go to a kingdom hall, sit
through the meeting, and after the meeting we ask to
speak to the elders. Then we say this...
You go door to door on field
service preaching your bible understandings to everyone and
offering them bible studies do you not? [Yes]
God is not a Hypocrite is he?
So likewise his servants should
not be Hypocrites [of course not]
You are not Hypocrites are you?
So I am coming to you wishing to
preach our bible understandings to you, please therefore
accept a bible study from me, since you offer the same to
everyone else in your territory and you are in my territory!
The purpose of this bible study
is not to convince you that I am right or vice versa, it is
to dicuss the bible with a view to determining the truth.
If you will not accept a bible
study from me, then you are a hypocrite, not a Christian.
So which are you?
That might do it!
Anyhow we have to work out what
booths we need to make. Remember that Jonah went off and
made himself a Booth! I think that big double 7 day festival
of Hezekiah, is the fetival of Booths we will have on
2006Tishri15 or possibly on 2006Heshvan15 too for a late
1 September: Greetings sons
of the holy book,
Here is a nice scripture I
found yesterday. Paul describes how our true worship
the other hand, we exhort you, brothers, admonish the
disorderly, speak consolingly to the depressed souls,
support the weak, be long-suffering toward all.
15 See that no one renders injury
for injury to anyone else, but always pursue what is good
toward one another and to all others.
16 Always be rejoicing.
17 Pray incessantly.
18 In connection with everything
give thanks. For this is the will of God in union with
Christ Jesus respecting you.
19 Do not put out the fire of the
20 Do not treat prophesyings
sure of all things; hold fast to what is fine.
22 Abstain from every form of
23 May the very God of peace
sanctify you completely. And sound in every respect may
the spirit and soul and body of you [brothers] be
preserved in a blameless manner at the presence of our
Lord Jesus Christ (1 Thessalonians 5).
So we should for a fact be
prophesying something. In fact something which is open to
being held in contempt! This chapter is of course the same
chapter that defines the day of Jehovah from the pregnancy
and from the declaration of Peace and Security!
So I have now put together 11
proofs of the month of 2006Elul as the start of the Day of
Jehovah, the start of the final part of the days of Isaiah
2. These are at the bottom of U271.
I further have 4
proofs/indications that the first sabbath after the 1750th
day, or 2006Elul13 (September 8/9) will be the sabbath of
the UN bomb (not the second sabbath of 2006Elul20 as I had
originally thought). These are listed below the 11 proofs
of the month of the attack.
There is a bit more work to do
of that section as regards the Chronology of Josephus, but
I put it up now, for you all to get familiar with it, if
I am of course aware, that if
nothing happens in Elul then people might say, 11 proofs
of the start of the Day of Jehovah and no fulfilment means
that your 12 proofs of Armageddon are equally suspect.
Each of the 23 proofs are different and of different worth
so that is not totally true. What is needed is one
completely correct proof of course!
Lets hope 11 proofs are
Greetings fellow surfers of
the holy word,
Here is our latest press
Scholars perform 11 different scriptural calculations all
of which point to the United Nations being hit by a
nuclear terrorist attack this month!
Their calculations show
that the attack must occur on a Jewish sabbath, i.e. from
Friday evening to Saturday evening eastern time. The most
likely sabbath is September 8/9. The other two
possibilities are September 15/16 and September 22/23.
London, UK (PRWEB)
September 3, 2006 - They claim to have fixed the bug in
their decoding that caused their earlier mistaken
predictions. As a result they have so many different
scriptural calculations leading to the same month for the
UN bomb, that "coincidence is no longer an
option" for their research team. See for yourself at www.truebiblecode.com
If you do a quick back of an
envelope calculation attempting to asses the probability
of predicting the correct day and location of the first
nuclear terrorist attack, the odds of a successful
prediction are at best 1 in 40,000 according to their
chief researcher - Gordon Ritchie. He says: "Let us
say that the chances of such an attack ocurring anywhere
in the world in the next 5 years are 50%. Then there is a
1 in 4,000 chance of getting the day right. Then let us
say that the chances of this attack being against the UN
in Manhattan rather than being against some other high
profile target are 1 in 10. Then the chance of getting
both the day and the location are 1 in 40,000."
He further computes the chances of 11 different scriptural
calculations all pointing to the same month as follows...
"It is hard to determine what the chances are of two
scriptural calculations giving the same month and the same
year. But it is easy to see what the chances are of them
both giving the same month, that would be 1 in 12, since
there are 12 months in the year. So the chances of 11
calculations all giving the same month are 1 in
12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12x12 or 1 in 61,917,364,224 or
around 1 in 61 billion."
So even though a nuclear terrorist attack on the UN this
month is very unlikely, it is much more likely than 10
coincidences all getting you to the same month and year as
your first scriptural calculation. Incidentally they do
not have any calculations suggesting a different month for
this attack. Therefore they would argue that an attack has
got to happen before the end of this present biblical
lunar month (Elul), i.e. on or before September 26th.
Best to avoid Manhattan on
the next 3 sabbaths according to those calculations!
Perhaps persistence is
futile as regards saving New Yorkers? But we still have to
7 September: Greetings holy
family of God's grace and choosing,
On Tuesday 956 we got 7,000
visits and 54,000 website hits. This is second only to
666 when we got a record 12,000 visits and 84,000 hits
in one day. Yesterday (966) I think we did even
better, but I have not yet got the stats. Our press
release must have caused an internet site or press
outfit to pick up the story of 11 proofs. We got quite a
big article in Yahoo News
That seems to doing some
Have a look at the end of
I28, we worked out some amazing stuff about Michael and
Gabriel and Tartarus. I have also updated the joining
page in the section age limits for baptisms. Bill point
out that error. Michael Schwingenschloegl has pointed
out that since we celebrated the 2NC on the wrong day
from the start, I cannot have properly made the 2NC with
anyone yet! - doh! So on Tishri15 I will make it with
all the 2NC saints who turn up. Furthermore, all 12
apostles turned up when Jesus made the 1NC, so Mike
thinks we will have 12 apostles by Tishri15.
Francis has come up with 2
more proofs of Armageddon being in 2008 which I had
forgotten about (I mean we have so many you must
understand how hard it is for me to keep track of them
Q: How many proofs of
2008 does it take to screw a lightbulb into the
A: The one proof God will
give them in 2008.
Now, I am not a gamlbing
man, well except with wheat call options on the Chicago
Board of Trade. But if 11 proofs of the month all giving
the same answer is a 1 in 61 billion shot. Then now our
16 proofs of Armageddon to the month and year
and in many cases to the day, all giving the same
answer, must be a 1 in 61 zillion shot.
Therefore believing in the
understandings and the spirit direction of the
LWs should no longer merely be a matter of faith.
Rather, it has become a matter of fact (to
within any measurable statistical methodology).
Plainly the good people of
the world have misunderestimated us!
May the father of all of our
minds and hearts bless the faithful and the pure in
heart with the truth at his appointed time for each one.
7 September: Greetings
Just a note to say that in
the last 48 hours nearly 16,000 people have visited
the site and we have had just under 120,000 hits.
Furthermore the US military is now our 8th largest
visitor, more people from the US military visit our
site than visit it from Great Britain?!?!?
Here are September's
figures for the first 6 days...
30 of 86 Total Countries
style Arpanet (arpa)
Greetings brothers and sisters in the certainty of
God and in the perfection of his word,
I could not call the
conference today as my phone has been cut off by BT.
Their mistake not mine (for a change!) My sentence
count of Isaiah 2 was no good. But Ian directed me
to a much better proof of the 1NC saints coming in
next month, (which means that the 2NC kings come in
this month) from John 4 which has now
replaced the Isaiah 2 sentence count as
proof 9. Have a look at the greater meaning of the
account of the Samaritan woman and the 4 months
until the harvest. So we still have 11 proofs. In
fact I have a couple more wheat related proofs which
I have not put on the web.
Ian also came up with
a blinder for the genealogy of Michael. We know that
Michael was the 41st generation of angels from one
of Satan's brothers but we did not know which
brother. Ian pointed out that Samuel passed over the
7 older sons of Jesse before he came to David. So
Michael is a descendent of the 8th born first
generation angel (Satan's 7th brother). I have
written up Michael's angelic genealogy in U254.
I have also put a few
very very simple proofs that good angels do possess
humans at the end of Intro18.
Here they are...
[while] I was yet speaking in the prayer, why, the
man, Gabriel, whom I had seen in the vision at
the start, having been
made weary with tiredness, was arriving by me at the
time of the evening gift offering (Daniel 9).
So Gabriel was a man whom
Daniel has seen in a vision. But here he arrives
being fatherless, motherless, without genealogy,
having neither a beginning of days nor an end of
life, but having been made like the Son of God,
he remains a priest perpetually (Hebrew 7).
Yes, Melchizedek, was made
like the son of God, like Jesus. He was a non adamic
human, a son of pre-fall adam.
1 Now the
2 angels arrived at Sodom by evening, and Lot
was sitting in the gate of Sodom. When Lot caught
sight of them, then he got up to meet them and bowed
down with his face to the earth (Genesis 19).
they kept calling out to Lot and saying to him: Where
are the men who came in to you tonight? Bring
them out to us that we may have intercourse with
them (Genesis 19).
10 So the
men thrust out their hands and brought Lot in to
them, into the house, and they shut the door
So these two angels were men.
Bill managed to see the PO of his local JW
congregation and got him to agree to read our 12
proofs and report back. May God open his eyes!!
Let us hope that 12 proofs are enough for him!
The Jonah 40 day thing now
makes next weekend the more likely of the two
remaining candidates in my opinion. One can argue
that had the bomb gone off this weekend then
effective, one way or another, the Watchtower would
have been constructively fixed with 47 days warning
which is too long. So if it goes off next weekend,
then due to my previous actions, and given that they
do follow the site and probably laugh at our
predictions, they will then actually get 40 days
But Tony and Jeff are going
for the last possible sabbath because of the last
minute nature of the plan!
May Jah and Jesus bless your
faith and kingship and sainthood and priesthood and
may they give us all one hundred fold more than what
we have lost in our attempts to serve them as the
Greetings sons and friends of the 2NC,
Jeff and I had a go
at improving our understanding of how to
celebrate the 2NC and booths. Well Jeff mainly
fell asleep. But he slept in a very upbuilding
and helpful way!
We also realised
that we cannot have the 1NC saints celebrating
the ARC on Nisan14 and the 2NC saints
celebrating it on Tishri15. All covenant must be
celebrated on the day when they were made. So we
all should have drunk the cup of the ARC in
Chicago or Manhattan - Doh!
So we only drink 3
cups on Tishri15. The cups of the 4EC, the CRC
and the 2NC.
We have updated our
understanding of John 21 to some extent - see U208.
We should have a beach barbecue on the morning
of Tishri15. Then that whole day is a sabbath.
Then we should congregate together for a further
6 days during which time we all do some items
for the church. Borthers and
Sisters can give a talk, do a drama, sing a
song, whatever (sisters cannot give a research
talk or a teaching talk but can relate
experiences etc). Eveyone must do something!
This is what I was trying to achieve in Chicago,
but actually the scriptures reuqire that non one
turns up empty handed for Booths! Then on the
8th day, which is Tishri22, we have another
sabbath, where we just party and do not do
anything laborious. Then that is it. Although we
expect again to extend this for another 7 days
to accomodate the large number fo people who
come in after the UN bomb.
So the whole
festival lasts from the Beach Barbecue on the
morning of Wednesday October 11th, until
Wednesday October 18th, the final sabbath day.
Since it is a festival of Booths, plural, we do
not all have to meet in the same place. But the
Euro LWs should congregate and the North
American LWs should congregation presumably!
Greetings future Booth dwellers,
I sent the
festival of Booths stuff on Thursday but
something was wrong with my email server, so I
sent it again today. Evidently the UN is still
in one piece and with a very low radiation
level, so this sabbath was not the one. I am
writing to the Watchtower today to give them a
40 day warning again anyway since the contest
must end on 2006Tishri30. My warning will be
40 days inclusive. So it would appear that
Tony and Dave were right with the last minute
The 11 proofs are
based on the revised pattern of the church,
which gives us authority over the saints in
1994Elul and the loss of the water baptism of
the Watchtower on 2001Tishri30 with the letter
of Paul Gillies, and the start of the Great
Tribulation being 2004Elul14, and the date of
the end of Armageddon being 2008Elul, and
the date of the end of the sealing of the 2NC
saints being 2002Tishri, and the date of
George's baptism being 2005Nisan30, and
perhaps also the date of the UNPBC saying
"Peace and Security". So if we are
wrong next weekend, or if nothing happens
by Elul30 (which is Monday/Tuesday), we are in
deep doo doo chronologically as far as I can
see at present.
So may our loved
ones Jesus and Jehovah raise us up if
that is their will
Greetings once more brothers,
Mary sat at Jesus'
feet, which is a witess to 10x. Mary is the
2NC saints and Jesus' feet are his flesh his
wife on earth (feet are in contact with the
earth). So these 10 years run from 1994Tishri
when the 2NC saints started to be sanctified
according to the pattern of FDS4 to 2001Tishri
when the 1NC saints lost their water baptism,
and then from 2005Nisan with the baptism of
George to 2008Nisan when the 1NC saints die.
So that is a
proof that the pattern of FDS4 is
stretched out his hand over the Read sea,
which is a witness to 5x, which run from
2001Tishri30 to 2006Tishri30. A dry period
between two water baptised congregations - see
U271 proof 6.
So I just get more
and more confirmations of the month and we
only have one sabbath left. There is still
time for the Watchtower to repent at this new
sign of Jonah after next weekend and before
Beloved of Jesus,
The General Debate
of the 61st session of the UNGA lasts
from September 19th to September 29th. In this
Debate, as we know, everyone is saying 'peace'
and everyone is saying 'security', and many
people are saying 'peace and security'.
There is but one
sabbath lying entirely within this debate
period. The sabbath of 22/23 September.
So if the bomb is
to go off whilst they are actually saying
'peace and security'. Then it must go off this
The UNPBC first
gained breath, life, at the 60th session of
So I cannot see
how the stage could be better set.
As regards the 8
days of Booths. I know that many people will
find it hard to manage all 8 days. The
mandatory part is the Lord's breakfast on the
first day of the festival, Wednesday
morning October 11th (Tishri15). The
beach barbecue. The rest of the festival is
recommended but not mandatory. If you do not
make the first day becuase you cannot get
there then you can do it 30 days later. If you
do not make the late Lord's breakfast either
then we have to disfellowship you unless it
was physically impossible for you to make it.
This is our first
attempt to celebrate Booths, the festival of
our covenant, and therefore the festival of
this church. So please do make the effort.
Ideally everyone should do at least one more
day, since the scripture says: No one should
turn up emtpy handed, meaning we should all
bring some form of praise. And we cannot offer
that on the sabbath, since it would be church
work. So we should all do one item at least
between day 2 and day 7. Day 8, the last
day of Booths is the second sabbath.
Greetings children of Abraham,
Here is an
incredible interpretation based on an idea
from Ian and Edwin. I must dedicate this to
Bill's wife though since it relates our
church beautifully to the Reformation and
the 95 Theses of Martin Luther. Have a look
at the last section of U150.
Guess who became a leader 69 weeks of years
or 483 years after Luther posted his 95
Theses on the castle church door? Guess what
happens 70 weeks of years or 490 whole
BLC years after he nailed that door?
In other news,
Greg has pointed out that the first item on
the agenda of the 61st session of the UN
General assmebly is... Peace and Security!
Have another look at the link to the 61st
So they will be
discussing Peace and Security as the first
item on their agenda during the General
Assmebly Debate period which runs from
September 19 to September 29.
Greetings brothers and sisters keeping in
Michael has come
up with a brilliant interpretation to solve
our present dilemma. Evidently the '7th
something' of 1 Kings 18:44 is not a
weekly sabbath. So really it must be the 7th
month. But the bomb has to go off in the 6th
month, Elul, not the 7th month, Tishri. Then
Michael remembered that the sabbath in the
UK ends 5 hours before the sabbath in the
US. So it is actually possible for the bomb
to go off in Elul in NYC, but for the
attendant in the UK to say to Elijah in the
UK: Look, a small mushroom cloud like a
man's palm, in Tishri, since we get into
Tishri 5 hours before our US cousins get
So by that
theory the bom must go off during the last 5
hours of Elul, i.e.. between 2:30 and 7:30
EST on Tuesday 26th September.
Which reminds me
of John Cusacks line from Serendipity when
Kate Beckinsale said perhaps it is not the
right time for us, John said: Maybe we
should have met on British Time and we are 5
hours too early!
For most of our
chronology the bomb must happen in Elul. But
the conversation must now happen in Tishri,
hence the fix. Ingenious yes! Correct -
So we have
recovered from an impossible situation to
the most accurate prediction we have ever
had for this event!
Midnight Greetings brothers and sisters,
We have updated
the site with new weekly sabbath
understandings and the new date. Mike and
Geoff and I will be on the conference call
at 5 pm BST which is 12 pm EST on Sunday at
my place. Hope to speak to you then.
Ian made a great
obervation about God and this church. God is
always allowing his people to be put into
seemingly impossible situations, rather like
a batman movie or a james bond movie. But he
always gets them out of these spiritual or
physical cul de sacs. We appear to be
performing according to precisely that M.O!
We always get the next solution just before
the day of the bomb runs out. This time we
got it just as the Sun went down over NYC.
true Gods raise up the mountain so
that all our enemies are beneath our feet!
Now if you were
bad, generally violent under law, you got 40
strokes less 1.
Well I have been
bad in that I have run several business in
tandem with the church, when I could easily
have concentrated fully on the church
several years ago when I was rich. I would
then have been happier and richer and the
church would have been better informed. So I
advertised 31 dates for the UN expansion
which actually will not occur until the 4th
UN incarnation comes into existence. And 7
of these had partial fulfilments. So that
was 24 beatings. Then I have made 15 nuclear
mistakes with no fulfilment, which when
added to 24 UN mistakes gives us that grand
total of 39 advertised mistakes without any
fuflilments. Michael helped me through this
last one and the holy spirit helped him. So
it would appear to be unlawful for me to
receive any further interpretational
strokes. Of course the scripture says
Then that slave that understood the
will of his master but did not get ready or
do in line with his will will be beaten with
48 But the one that did
not understand and so did things
deserving of strokes will be beaten with
few. Indeed, everyone to whom much
was given, much will be demanded of him;
and the one whom people put in charge of
much, they will demand more than usual of
49 I came to start a
fire on the earth, and what more is there
for me to wish if it has already been
lighted? (Luke 12).
September: Greetings brothers and
sisters in faith,
are the Sun Set times for NYC. I am
not sure which one God would use. So
now you can bite your nails until
the bomb or until 8:21 EDT!
September 26, 2006
Of Visible Light:
Tomorrow will be 2m
The time window starts 5 hours before Sundown.
I have checked and rechecked and cannot see a
way out of this one. May the true Gods answer
the true Elijah and raise up the true
Greetings brothers and sisters stuck in
the night of Jehovah,
It has not
happenned today. One explanation is the the
BLC is one day out (not likely). The other is
that the pattern needs adjusting again and the
date of the end of Armageddon needs adjusting
to Heshvan rather than Elul16. With these two
fixes we can move the date into Tishri (but I
do not know when in Tishri). The end date of
Armageddon is a bit of a left over from the
incorrect Elul16 date for the 2NC celebration.
So I would prefer to count the 1.1 million men
drawing sword from 1048Nisan16 when David
purchased the temple,ending up on
2008Heshvan6, 50 days after 2008Elul16. The
Day of Jehovah is then 50 months long, the
length of a Jubilee, and each half is 25
months, so the mid point is 2006Tishri. All
the 11 proofs except woe woe, can be fixed on
this basis (woe, woe therefore must mean
something else and not 2 years of woe). I
can count Zephaniah to give 25 months,
although the "day of a and b" looked
to me like a good witness to 2 times, but
perhaps it is more of a witness to its two
The trouble is the
pattern of the church. We cannot move the
Tishri commissioning date since the 2NC must
be celebrated in Tishri at Booths. But if
you examine the pattern of the church you find
that I am appointed over all Jesus possessions
(the saints) before any 2NC saints are
sanctified. So I am appointed over Jesus' wife
before I have a wife. It is a strange
circumstance. It is possible therefore that
they do not lose thier authority to feed their
own wife until my wife starts to exist. I mean
a church or a composite slave must have more
than one person in it perhaps? That only
occurred in 1994Tishri. So if we say that my
wife started feeding the 1NC saints after she
came into existence, that would mean she
started in 1994Tishri, and 12 years later is
So it is all
fixable and yet again the lack of fulfilment
has shown up two possible errors. The end
date of Armageddon and the precise details of
the pattern, given that my wife does not
appear until after I am appointed.
I do not know if
these fixes are perfect, so I am going to go
home eat and sleep and think and write it up
tomorrow. I just wanted to let you know that
we should have 10 proofs of Tishri with these
fixes. And a lot of the Elul proofs were in
fact Tishri proofs with the assumption that
the 2NCs react first.
So we are
unscrewed yet again. But at the end of Tishri
we will once more be screwed.
Thanks to Daniel
for the encouragement and May our Gods guide
us to the perfection of their holy word
Thanks also to
Michael for coming over and helping me through
this. Your idea was great. But the success of
an idea is not always related to its
And thanks to
everyone for keeping on knocking and asking
and seeking with the LWs as we are commanded
to do. We will find, it will be opened and we
will be answered (surely this month!)
Greetings little flock or long suffering
pattern was not that hard - see U42.
The Watchtower did not lose authority to
feed the 1NC saints until they had some 2NC
saints in their church. Then, since they had
no authority to feed these, they lost
authority to feed all their saints, the
minute the first 2NC saints appeared on
1994Tishri22. So the 12 months runs from
1994Tishri to 2006Tishri. Also the 100 years
of feednig of the 1NC saints runs from
1895Tishri to 1994Tishri inclusive now.
As regards the
last day of Armageddon... The 1.1 million
days of U40
and 1 Chronicles 21 work much better from
1048Nisan16 when David purchased the
threshing floor of Ornan, than from 50 days
earlier when we thought perhaps Joab
finished his census. So the end date goes 50
days forward to 2008Heshvan6. But then the
midpoint of the Day of Jehovah (which
started on 2004Elul14 with Beslan and now
ends on 2008Heshvan6) is 2006Tishri10,
That is a good
day to wake up the Watchtower and the world.
So that looks like the day for our bomb
The other proofs
are all fixed except the 'woe, woe' proof
which I have discarded. Not sure how to
interpret that one anymore. So now we have
10 proofs of the month of Tishri and one of
the day of Tishri10. I have updated all the
relevant web pages. Have a look at U271.
So now the dawn
really does begin precisely at the mid point
of the 50 month day of Jehovah, which is an
improvement. Also we do not need
the 50 day fix in U42, which is another
improvement. And every proof of Tishri
really is a proof of Tishri this time,
rather than indicating that something
happens earlier in Elul as we thought in the
case of the 11 'proofs' of Elul.
So we were
screwed a few hours ago, but the holy spirit
unscrewed us yet again!
This thing must
happen before Booths, since the attendant
has been looking since before Pentecost and
he does have to see something before the
next festival, I think.
On the negative
side. If nothing now happens by Tishri30, we
really really are screwed. But the promise
of Jesus is that we will be answered, so he
will unscrew us whatever happens! We just
have to ensure that we do not become
unhinged in faith in the meantime!
Brothers and Sisters,
Who is keeping
on knocking like us?
Who is keeping
on seeking like us?
Who is keeping
on asking like us?
Who is showing
the world that they have faith in the
perfection and relevance of God's word
however many times they cannot yet see that
Who is being
ridiculed daily for their belief in the
truth of the holy scriptures?
announcing that the Day of Jehovah is here
and has been doing so since that day began
on 2004Elul14 with Beslan?
church can enter and win a 5 year contest in
this system when there are only 18 months
left of this system?
This is not the
time to be downhearted because we have not
yet won the contest! It is the time to
rejoice and jump for joy, for we are being
ridiculed daily for
our faith in the
perfection and power of the holy word. We
are showing the Watchtower precisely what
they did wrong. After 1975 they were not
prepared to take any embarrassment from
failed predictions. But we live on
embarrassment from failed predictions,
because this church does not care one iota
for the glory of men. We exist to
glorify God by clearly demonstrating the
power of the scriptures (or at least our
faith in that power) and at the same time
even more clearly demonstrating that such
power is given not by direct revelation to
spiritual genii but to those who have the
faith to keep on seeking until they find it.
It is a time to
rejoice and to jump for joy because there is
a contest and no one can win it but us.
It is time to
realise that we are doing the right
thing. We are providing a spectacular
demonstration of faith in the holy
scriptures in the context of
a spectacular disregard for our own
credibility in the eyes of men.
Is this not
precisely what God wants?
Yes it is bitter
in the belly. But the truth about
mankind is indeed bitter!
So may our two
loving fathers bless our faith in
the word and in their love and in their
righteousness and may they bless this church
with the wisdom of Solomon, the intelligence
of Daniel, the courage of David, the
faith of Abraham, the righteous zeal of
Paul, the depth of John, the loyalty of
Ruth, the leadership of Peter, the sincerity
of Nathanael, and the love of the Christ,
even more than they have so far and from
this day forward and forever.
September: Good evening fellow faithful
followers of Christ,
Today was a
I have updated
have a look at the section on the
1,100,000 days. Fire comes down and
consumes David's sacrifice in that account
just as it does in 1 Kings 18. Also both
the 1,100,000 days and the 470,000 days
are an integral number of years plus 200
days. So we now know that Armageddon
lasts for 200 days. The rapture is not on
2008Tammuz1 after 75 days but on
2008Elul16 after 150 days when the ark
hits the mountain and when the 5
months represented by the 5 fingers
on the hand of lot and on the hand of
his wife and of the hands of his daughters
are fulfilled. I mean the angels took them
by all 5 fingers of their hands, not by
two and a half fingers! Doh! Zoar is
therefore 2008Nisan16 to 2008Elul16, the
period of the kingdom that is still in
this system for the sons of the 1AC. A
small thing, a small part of the Kingdom.
The waters in the account of the flood are
the angels in the greater meaning at
There are only
3 accounts in the bible where fire comes
down from the heavens and consumes a
sacrifce of David on Orana's threshing
floor after the registration on
contest of 1 Kings 18
innauguration of Solomon's temple, on the
site David purchased in 1026Tishri
So this fire
from heaven is a big link between the
regsitration account and the contest
went to $4.48 per bushel at one point
and finished the day at $4.45 the highest
it has been since I started investing
biblically (gambling biblically) in
September 2002. It is now actually at a 10
year high. Today was a very significant
day in the wheat market.
So Bill and
Tony and I are doing great. The LWs
have a bit of finance - on paper anyway!
lives in NYC emailed and said that he was
not downhearted - so none of us have any
29 September: Invitation to the
Christianized Festival of Booths,
As you know this church believes at
present that on Atonement day, the UN
will get nuked and that this sign will
result in a huge wall of waters coming
into the LWs. Such a thing would change
all of our plans for Booths. It almost
seems faithless to devise a plan B for a
Booths in the event that no nuke goes
off before it, but we are commanded to
turn up 3 times per year, and since we
finally know when the 3rd festival
is, we should at least turn up.
So let us make temporary simple plans
for Booths knowing that these plans will
be superceded on Tishri10.
In this vein I suggest that everyone
ensures that they meet up with at least
one other LW and then then can eat the
last breakfast on a beach with barbecued
fish and bread and wine on the morning
of Wednesday October
11th. Tishri15 runs
from Tuesday evening October 10th
until Wednesday evening October 11th.
These simple arrangements can then be
upgraded on Tishri10. I am guessing a
German speaking festival, one UK
festival and a couple or three US
As regards the cups and covenants - see
U209. I should make the 2NC with
everyone at the festival. This can be
done by phone since it is merely a
Any questions please email me ASAP
2 October: Blessings all you who serve
God with your own minds and with your
The home page looked a little bit
manic, launching straight into nuclear
prediction etc. So following
discussions with the Goldsmiths and
Dave, I have 'Kingdomified' it. I have
put the nuclear prediction is its
proper Christian context. In this way
we look a little less like lunatics.
I mean no one is interested in logical
and beautiful and insightful
interpretations and the only way to
get through to them is a big sign
sure. But we are first and foremost a
Christian church, and secondly I am
Jonah, the prophet of doom. Doom I
I have increased the number of proofs
of the date of Armageddon to 14. I
mean can one have too many proofs of
2008? The Martin Luther proof is
great. I have also updated U154, U152,
U14, U40 and U101. See the Site Index
page for the latest updates and links.
If anyone is feeling a bit insecure
about that date do not worry, I am
sure the holy spirit will provide a
few more proofs in due course.
Here is our latest road map for
2008Nisan14 End of world
2008Nisan16 Start of Kingdom, Start of
150 days of Zoar.
2008Iyyar29 1NC saints turn up
2008Tammuz26 100 day battle of
2008Elul15 End of Zoar, Rapture of
sons of 1AC.
2008Tishri30 7 year 1NC saints
2008Heshvan6 Last human dies. End of
the 100 day battle of Armageddon.
Have a look at U154 for some
interesting ideas about the 50
righteous men that Abraham bartered
with Jesus about.
Now there is something quite important
that we have to get straight in this
church. It espcially applies to me and
to Ian and to Bill and to US Barb.
Here are my thoughts for your
consideration and comments...
I am concerned about how much 'anti
government' stuff we send to each
other and how much 'anti government'
stuff is residing on our
computers. There will certainly come
a time in the future when we are
investigated. At that time we do not
want to present a target to the
investigating authorities. I think
we are being a bit naive. I think we
have to be very careful about taking
political or anti government
positions. I know as members of
this system we all want to 'fix
it'. Or at least point out where
they have gone wrong. And of course
John the Baptist pointed out to
Herod what he was doing wrong. But
Jesus made absolutely no political
statement to anybody about anything
and he could see it all so clearly.
Our aim is to be able to preach the
good news as far and as wide as
possible for as long as possible.
Is sending the congregation anti
government info (however true it may
be) going to help us accomplish
We all know that Bush is corrupt,
Blair is corrupt, and every
government is corrupt and every part
of the public sector is corrupt and
much of the private sector is
corrupt and we are surrounded by a
sea of immorality yes. And with our
increased understanding of God's
law, we see corruption far more
clearly than most other people.
Furthermore we actually understand
how to solve it in many cases from
our scriptural training. BUT. Has
God employed us to research and fix
this system, or to research and
preach the next?
Many of us have delved into 911
and the Iraq war abuses and all
sorts of other dispicable
attrocities that the wild beasts are
perpetrating. I have put some of it
on the website in the past. But we
must be so careful. If we give Satan
something to hit us with, he will
hit us with it!
Look at it like this. The entire
administration of this planet has
terminal cancer - right? So what
difference does it make which organ
has it the worst? I mean if Bush is
the worst or the CIA or some
extra judicial group contracted by
the CIA or the Israelis or the
Taleban or Al Quaeda or some awful
terrorist group that is completely
out of everyone's control, what does
it matter? The geopolitical system
is riddled with cancer and it will
self destruct. What more do we need
to know really? We must try and
float above all this nonsense.
Do you see the danger? In this
regard I recommend shredding any
anti government stuff on our PCs and
trying to be apolitical in
everything we do. I am not saying I
can actually obey this
recommendation. But I truly believe
that we can damage the future of
this church and can cause people to
be locked up and possibly even
killed by being too political. Yes
our world leaders are crap. But
actually if Al Gore had been given
the presidency that he actually won,
all that would have happened is that
Armageddon would have been delayed
for a few years. So the world
would have died from cancer a
bit more slowly. Would that be
better for us? I mean when you
have terminal cancer, surely the
quicker it all ends the better? And
Tony and George might just be the
boys to achieve that for us! (They
sound like hair dressers) Putting
this another way: Do you want to
delay the coming of the Kingdom?
What I am saying is that bad
political leadership might not
be a bad thing right now as it
will result in a much quicker death
from cancer for this system if you
see what I mean. As Shakespeare
said: Twere best twere done quick! I
mean is God cutting the days
short, whilst we are trying to
extend them by fixing a few
In any event it must be the job of
the angels to sort that sort of
thing out. We should not attempt to
'improve' on their efforts.
Have this mind set... We will be
investigated, your computer will be
removed from your house and every
file on it will be checked.
When this happens what
do you want them to see? If
they just see bible interpretations
and no political stuff at all, then
we are all in a much better
position. And then if we are
persecuted, it will be purely due to
our work for the Lord, not due to
our taking some kind of political
position. so we can then jump for
joy, for in this way they persecuted
the prophets who came before us (and
who were considerably more
accurate in their predictions!) I
mean Kordokovsky was fine until he
became political. There is a lesson
2 October: Greetings brothers
If you just delete a file
from your PC it becomes
unavailable to Windows but is
still on your hard disk. In order
to completely remove that file
from your hard disk you need to
overwrite it. But then since the
Hard Disk is a magnetic storage
device is has remnance. So it is
possible to see what has been
overwritten. Therefore software
companies have produced file
shredders that overwrite files 7
times or more. This totally
removes them. Here are some links
"Those (civil libertarians)
who are likely to come into
conflict with their goverment,
should overwrite at least six
a google search for 'file
shredder' or 'overwrite times'
will bring up many alternatives.
brothers and sisters in the promises
can now add to the 10 year high in the
price of wheat, the news that today
wheat went 'limit up' (it rose by 30
cents per bushel). The last time it
did that was on the last day of the
Jubilee, which was 2003Adar24 (the
next day was 2004Nisan1), this was
March 21st 2004.
without any doubt the grain offering
is presently going up (very nicely).
So the stage is set for them to stop
behaving as prophets from the
standpoint of 1 Kings 18...
And it came about that, as soon as
noon was past and they continued
behaving as prophets until the going
up of the grain offering, there
was no voice, and there was no one
answering, and there was no paying of
attention (1 Kings 18).
the Watchtower must start the fast of
Jonah before this present wheat rally
ends. So all the scriptural criteria
that we can see are met for an answer
from God. And what better day for him
to speak that the day of Atonement,
for the 16th or time expect the first
birth pang between Thursday evening
and Friday evening EST.
Festival of Booths!!
is the time of year to celebrate the
final ingathering, the harvest
festival of the faithful at
Armageddon. For we farm crops but God
farms righteousness with the
fertilizer of love in the soil
of faith. So please come and join
us at your nearest grain silo!
those of you living anywhere in the
other than the Upper Peninsula, we
will be having the festival in
. Barb has found a place called
just off I-70 East of Columbus that
has a small beach (
) we can dine on. There are also
some inexpensive motels near there on
US 79. A map and links are
provided for you below. It would be nice to get some idea on
numbers of attendees. If you
intend on flying in, let us know so we
can work out transportation for
those of you in the
, see section II below.
and Steve and Gordon
5 October: Greeting fellow Christian
As we now know Jesus Christianized the
passover on 33Nisan14, the holy spirit
Christianzed Pentecost on 33Sivan6,
accepting it as a christian festival,
by joining in in a big way! And
Zechariah 14 tells us that in the Day
of Jehovah we will celebrate booths
from year to year. And that those who
do not celebrate Booths will get no
rain and a scourge.
Look! There is a day coming,
belonging to Jehovah, and the
spoil of you will certainly be
apportioned out in the midst of you...
And it must occur [that], as regards
everyone who is left remaining out of
all the nations that are coming
against Jerusalem, they must also go
up from year to year to bow
down to the King, Jehovah of armies,
and to celebrate the festival of
And it must occur that, as regards
anyone that does not come up out of
the families of the earth to Jerusalem
to bow down to the King, Jehovah of
armies, even upon them no pouring
rain will occur.
And if the family of Egypt itself does
not come up and does not actually
enter, upon them also there shall be
none. The scourge will occur
with which Jehovah scourges the
nations that do not come up to celebrate
the festival of the booths.
This itself will prove to be the
[punishment for the] sin of Egypt and
the sin of all the nations that do not
come up to celebrate the festival of
In that day there will prove to be
upon the bells of the horse 'Holiness
belongs to Jehovah!' And the
widemouthed cooking pots in the house
of Jehovah must become like the bowls
before the altar.
And every widemouthed cooking pot in
Jerusalem and in Judah must become
something holy belonging to Jehovah of
armies, and all those who are sacrificing
must come in and take from them and
must do boiling in them. And there
will no more prove to be a Canaanite
in the house of Jehovah of armies in
that day (Zechariah 14).
need to get cooking up nice spiritual
interesting thing is that we are to
celebrate Booths from year to year.
But we only have 2006Tishri and
2007Tishri left then we are raptured.
And in heaven their are no people who
fial to celebrate Booths are therefore
get no rain and scourges. So we must
celebrate Booths this year and
the festival of Jehovah
must have started before we celebrate
here is our chance once again to do
something special and unprecendented
since the days of FDS2, for Jesus and
almighty God himself. We do not want
the scourge, we do not want a drought.
We want to do just so and to revel in
the joy of the holy spirit!
please do bring along something you
prepared earlier in your wide mouthed
cooking pot and let us enjoy the last
festival of the year on behalf of our
less astute brothers who have
overlooked it for 1500 years! Let us
fulfill the words of Zechariah 14 as
Jesus himself fulfilled the words of
David, Isaiah, Micah, Moses, Daniel
and so many other prophets. For God
has revealed his love for us in that
he has told us through his word how to
celebrate the final ingathering in the
Christian church. We are his honoured
guests on Wednesday for a week.
our Gods bless our festivities and may
we enjoy them and may they enjoy them
with us and may we play our part in
man's historic struggle to understand
and carry out their will, and may they
bless us with the understandings we
seek and the courage and energy and
love to act upon them.
8 October: Greeting brothers and
sisters in interpretational
I went to Poland to a wedding and
only got back here 15 minutes ago.
Hence my tardiness in updating the
site. Poland is a beautiful unspoilt
place. Not very commercialized and
not status seeking and not
pretentious. The people are friendly
and helpful and humble and drink a
lot of Vodka and sing all these
Polish wedding songs. It was a
beautiful experience. 95%
of Poles are Catholics
apparently. And while I was there,
before I had loads of Vodka or
was it after - no I managed to stay
upright the whole evening actually,
I though that perhaps the second
half of the Day of Jehovah had begun
on Tishri10 but that it did not
necessarily need a bomb during its
first 24 hours.
However in the UK, on Friday morning
(i.e. on Tishri 10) the headline of
the Times Newspaper (our most
prestiguous daily national paper)
was: Seizures of radioactive
materials fuel dirty bomb fears.
Which would seem to be a good
healine for the start of the last
half of the Day of Jehovah. Also
Michael found a threat to the UN
building in Geneva made on Tishri9
So I think our position should be
that the second half of the Day of
Jehovah did start on 2006Tishri10,
but that it started with the warning
about a terrorist dirty bomb, rather
than the bomb itself. I mean since
the GT started with Beslan, it was
reasonable to assume that its second
half would start with the UN bomb.
But no. That did not trun out to be
the case. What we got was a front
page UK dirty bomb warning on
However the bomb must go off before
Booths in our current understanding
of 1 Kings 18 and it must go off
before 2006Tishri30 (Sundown October
26th) according to our 10 proofs. I
will update the website accordingly
and then I am going to get some
8 October: Greetings fellow
Bill has had a lovely idea for
Booths. Of course it would be great
if we could all take 8 days off and
spend Wednesday to Wednesday
together. But it might get a bit
boring for 2 person booths, since
each person would have to listen to
4 days of speeches from the other!!!
So his diea was that we try to meet
either from Breakfast or lunch or
dinner or just for a cup of tea,
once a day, during the festival, so
that we do celebrate it for the
entrie period from the sabbath on
Wednesday 11th to the sabbath on
Wednesday 18th. We just do not
celebrate it continuously!
As regards my making the 2NC with
the saints, I think it should be
loike a baptism. You call me when
you have finished your meal and wish
me to make the covenant with you. It
is a service from God, through
Michael and Jacob and myself to you.
We are at your disposal I pray and
hope and understand, in this regard.
I will be on
0781 809 3544 in the UK which is
01144 781 809 3544 from the US.
I am also wrestling with the date of
the last breakfast itself. I mean if
someone new came in on Thursday
12th, could he partake of the Lord's
It would certainly be the wrong day
for the 2NC. So Ian right now I
think I might have to come up
Friday/Saturday, and then do a late
Booths 30 days later as well!!
I will sleep on it. And tomorrow
Tony and I will find a place for a
beach Barby in the UK.
10 October: Greetings dear and holy
Steve has come up with a great Booths
idea. Since we should all celebrate it
for 8 days, but we are not going to
with in other for 192 hour straight he
has suggested that we all give each
other a phone number with which we can
telecelabrate this festival on each of
the 8 days by calling someone in
the church and sharing something we
have cooked in our wide mouthed
So all those who intend to celebrate
the greaer festival of Booths in
fulfilment of Zechariah 14, Hebrews
10, Exodus 34, Deuteronomy 16, etc,
please send your mobile number of your
festival phone number to me, and I
will then send everyone a Booths
directory, so we can all celebrate
with each othr fro the entire 8 days
by phone at least!
May the Gods of loving perfection
bless our festival and our borthers
and sisters in the patriarchs
11 October: Greetings sons and
daughters of the kingdom of God's
It gives me great pleasure to
announce the IAN
has returned home to the LWs.
He is going to preside over the
Northern celebration of Booths in
Southport with his daughter Claire.
May God bless their true worship. and
may they build a magnifcent Booth for
I must confess here, that I did not
give him enough time to be repentant
after I warned him for apostasy. And I
must re-iterate for my and for our
future reference that judicial
committees for disfellowshipping
people must be conducted in person
where at all possible. I
disfellowshipped Ian by email and this
is entirely unsatisfactory. I should
not have done it that way. Had I
seen him face to face then perhaps we
could have communicated better and I
maybe would not have chucked him out.
As you may remember at the time of the
disfellowshipping I understood that
Ian was a Satanic Diadem, someone sent
to corrupt and damage the church. I
still believe that he was abused by
Satan in this way, but the good thing
about Satanic Diadems is, that since
there are 7 of them, they are
temporally successive. So the second
one starts going after the first one
has stopped. In other words the first
6 of them all repent or leave
permanently. Ian chose the former - a
Ian and I have both learned a lot
about God's love, about true worship,
about our own mistakes and failings
and about each other's faith and love
for God. So I it is a great thing
and a blessed thing that we are both
now working together to try and serve
God as best as we can.
What better day for a son to return to
a father than Tishri15, the first day
of Booths, the day of the festival of
the 2NC, the covenant of the final
ingathering of the saints?
May God bless his innings and all our
innings so that they last for ever
12 October: Greetings brothers
and sisters in the holy families,
We made some history today, being
the first Christian church for 1500
years to attempt a Christianized
version of the Festival of Booths. A
great (if somewhat drenched) time
was had by all. It was holy. It was
fun and it was coooool.
I have fixed the bomb chronology by
decoupling the 7 festivals from the
7 bombs. Coupling them seemed like a
cute and neat idea. But it is
actually very sick and totally
absurd from a moral standpoint. What
do holy festivals have to do with
terrorist nuclear bombs? Absolutely
nothing. So please accept my
apologies there, I put chronology
before common sense. So now all we
know is that there will be 7 bombs
before the rapture and 7 festivals
before the rapture. But there is no
temporal relationship between the
holy festivals to God and the
nuclear bombs which are effectively
festivals to Satan I suppose. What
fellowship does Christ have with
Belial? Well literally none, although
in the word symbolic meaning his
wife does become satanic, and
she rides a 7 headed beast
which is being controlled by Satan.
Seriously though, it was a morally
repugnant interpretation. I just did
not see it.
Jehovah certainly appears to be
raising up his mountain financially
right now however. Wheat went limit
Please feel free to
criticise LW interpretations if
they are daft from any perspective
(they often are).
No Papal Infallibility
No Papal Interpretational
Non Habemus Papem
May God bless our faith with
13 October: Greetings faithful
Barby Matthews has come back home.
The first flying pig of Mark 5, the
first JW to leave the Watchtower for
the LWs has landed (again) in the
Let's hope that this time she is
joined by a few million more!
May God bless her love for him and
keep her faithful always!
14 October: Greetings again
my brothers and sisters in the
things that matter,
once said that a persistent
feature of God's dealings with
his people is that he permits
them to appear to get into
impossible situations, and then
at the very last minute when
from a physical perspective all
hope is lost, he rescues them.
He is rather like the script
writer for a batman episode or a
James Bond screenplay. Just when
the Dr Evil has got our hero
suspended over the vat of
boiling oil, he finds a hitherto
unmentioned ludicrously unlikely
The script of this church is
becoming more and more like a
Spielberg production. It would
be approaching farce if it
were not so serious in its
consequences. Here we are with
13 days left until Chronological
meltdown, and Michael
Schwingenschloegl comes up with
Tishri22 is the
8th and last day of the Festival
of Booths (The Harvest Festival
of the Law of Moses, from
Tisrhi15 to Tisrhi22, which has
a shadow of the things to come
according to the apostle
Tishri22 is a
festival sabbath (so it is a 7th
'day' in this sense)
Tishri22 is the 7th (and last)
festival sabbath of the year.
Nisan15 (First day of
Sabbath2 Nisan21 (Last day of
Sabbath3 Sivan6 (Pentecost)
Sabbath4 Tishri1 (Trumpet day,
first day of agriculatural year)
Sabbath5 Tishri10 Atonement day
Sabbath6 Tishri15 (First day of
Sabbath7 Tishri22 (Last day of
Tishri is the
7th month of the year.
Tishri22 is the 7th day of the
festival of Booths after the
first day. And the LWs have been
looking out for a date for a
bomb since 2006Tishri15, because
we knew the bomb would be in
Tishri, and but had run out of
interpretations as to which day
in Tishri it might be on
would appear to be an almost
perfect fit for 1 Kings 18:43,44
And he said to his
attendant/boy: Go up, now/please
Look in the direction of the
sea. So he went up and looked
and then said: There is nothing
at all. And he went on to say,
Go back, 7 times.
44 And it came about
in/during the 7th
that he got to say: Look! There
is a small cloud like a man's
palm ascending out of the
sea. And he said: Go up, say to
Ahab, 'Hitch up! And go down
that the downpour may not detain
the 8 day festival of Booths,
from 2006Tishri15 to
2006Tishri22, one goes back for
7 days after the first day to
one's Booth. On goes back 7
times. And the 7th time of going
back is the last day of the
festival. This day is the 7th
and last festival sabbath of the
year and is called the Great
Sabbath. It also occurs in the
Has the holy spirit finally
given us the date? How many more
sevens could we have?
P.S. I mistakenly thought that
the Passover was a sabbath. But
it is not! The word 'sabbath'
first appears in Exodus 16,
after the passover.